This world belongs to those who take it.

misspankek

weedporndaily

‘Stoner Sloth’ tells Australian kids to stop smoking weed, people think it’s hilarious [x]

oreides

I CANTBELIEVE THIS, THIS IS HONESTLY THE MOST RIDICULOUS OOHHH MY GOD

Source: youtube.com

izudekuriya

youtubeknight:
“ markiplier:
“ philphandom:
“ I am not sorry
”
u makin fun of my shoes?
” ”

Source: philphandom

izudekuriya

Source: chocolachao

eabevella

pidntsmoh:
“ YES RATCHET AS A DRUMMER HAHAHAHAHAH
”

Source: pidntsmoh

Eyyy sorry I’ve been like dead for a week I’ve been shitposting on my rp blog

But I’m here now

01crosswind

sofiakkuma:
“ royalriza:
“ I almost crashed trying to take this picture
”
DID NO ONE HAPPEN TO NOTICE THAT THEY ARE ALSO LITERALLY DRIVING A MUSTANG
”

Source: kurtasclan

idwpublishing

ryallsfiles:
“ Ragnarok 7 variant cover by Arthur Adams
”

Source: ryallsfiles that's metal af

leagueoflegendsonly

NA esports asks

adrian: what's something you want to study?
aphromoo: have you ever lost a friend?
balls: what's your rank in league?
bjergsen: what's your biggest talent?
bunny fufuu: how tall are you?
doublelift: what's the most unexpected thing that's ever happened to you?
dyrus: are you happy with the way your life is right now?
emperor: answer one of these questions with a recording of your voice.
fenix: if you had to dye your hair, what color would it be?
iwilldominate: is it easy for you to control your emotions?
hauntzer: what's your favorite pokemon?
impact: how did you meet your oldest friend?
keane: have you ever started a trend? (not necessarily something big, maybe just among your friends)
kiwikid: what's your favorite video game?
lemonnation: what is the last thing you wrote down on paper?
lustboy: what's your favorite animal?
meteos: do you have any musical talent?
piglet: are you comfortable around strangers?
pobelter: do you wish you could be older/younger?
scarra: do you consider yourself a positive person?
shiphtur: who are you closest to in your family?
quas: do you live in your native country?
rush: have you ever won a prize in anything?
sneaky: what's a phrase you often say?
wildturtle: are you reckless or more reserved?
xiaoweixiao: have you ever been caught doing something you shouldn't have?
xmithie: what's your favorite movie?
xpecial: when you don't like someone, what do you do?
zionspartan/darshan: do you have any nicknames?

Source: yinglol

leagueoflegendsonly

#541 when you think youre safe and you step on a caitlyn trap

leagueofproblems

Source: leagueofproblems

storm-tornado-archive

entropic-dissonance

Is tumble gonna drag her, probably not…

awesomeness2

never, because she says things like “love your self” or “be a queen” or some catch phrase shit.

storm-tornado-archive psychoticflyingdragonbunnies

therightnippleofarcher

incomplete list of weird shit sans has done:

put a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a potentially infinite number of quantum physics and joke books
plague papyrus’ life with incidental music
create a self sustaining tornado made of trash
put a flashlight without batteries into the bulb socket of his lamp
chug an entire bottle of ketchup which is apparently a regular thing for him
teleport back and forth a short path to follow you and then act like you’re the one who’s following him
work like 5 sentry stations but is either not at any of them or asleep on the job and yet keeps getting hired at new sentry stations
sell water sausages in hot dog buns for 30 g a piece at his sentry station
stack said water sausages in hot dog buns on your head if your inventory is full
but only up to 29 sausages. 30 is just excessive.
sell concert tickets made of toilet paper for you and shyren’s concert
write “sans” on a lump of snow as a snowman
write “sans” on his face as a halloween costume
ride a tricycle down a highway that can keep up with the racecar papyrus is driving
break into the underground’s most expensive restaurant to have a private talk with an 8 year old
said private talk consisting of “I could kill you if I had to. actually nvm I’m rooting for you kid”
“you’re not dead so I did a great job at keeping you safe right?”
come across a giant door hidden deep inside the woods where he’s supposed to patrol for humans and his first thought is “man this would be great for practising knock knock jokes”
he practises his knock knock jokes on actual doors who the fuck does that that’s so cute
judge the trustworthiness of someone he’s never seen face to face based on how much they like bad jokes
the conveniently shaped lamp
when you reload your save multiple times in the hallway in pacifist route he tells you a series of code words and the code words are “I’m a stupid doodoo butt” and “I’m the legendary fartmaster”
instead of giving you the key to his room he retcons it onto your keychain
when he gives you the key he all dramatically says “It’s time you learn the truth” but when you go to his room you get stuck on a treadmill with a note that says “the truth is that you got owned, nerd…..”
whenever he says he’s going somewhere he walks off in the complete opposite direction
in pacifist end when everyone’s interrupting your fight with asgore he moves next to toriel by floating off the top of the screen and then reappearing from the bottom instead of just walking over like a regular fucking person
sometimes he runs a comb over his completely hairless head
this:

Source: tainbocuailnge

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

NA esports asks

#541 when you think youre safe and you step on a caitlyn trap